Another Secret

There's not much "Vegas-style" entertainment in Cracker County, so when an attempt to alleviate that deficiency was made at one of the local clubs, Patty Van Dyke was forced to accept an invitation to participate. The showgirl costume she was given didn't cover much, and with her elbows bound tightly behind her, her prominent assets were proudly on display.

Given Patty's history with horses, it was only natural that she would perform with a pony. She stood on a pedestal in front of the crowd to await her partner. However, the greeting the frisky equine gave Patty gave her a rather pleasant surprise that made her forget the leering crowd as it made her aware of another of the secrets of Cracker County:

"I didn't know a horse could be trained to do *THAT*!!!" Patty thought as she learned the secret...

Hannah's Termination

Here's an attempt at a comic which highlights some of the perils in the workplace for women here in Cracker County...

Old Stuff--Crime and Punishment

Recently, I was asked about my older works, which are really just the pencil sketches that I haven't Photoshopped yet, and it occurred to me that those versions are more to the tastes of some than the more elaborate colored versions. I supposed there is more warmth to the pencil line, and Photoshopping make take a little of the "life" of the picture out of it.

Anyway, most of my old posts have disappeared into the internet ether, so they're a little tricky to find (best bet: Boilerplant's Google group, http://groups.google.com/group/boilerplant), but I was specifically asked about a series called Crime and Punishment. In this, Patty Van Dyke commits yet another violation of Cracker County's decency laws and pays a heavy, corporal penalty. Eventually, I'll get around to Photoshopping these too, but here they are, with captions added with ComicLife, in all their 2007 glory.

While You're Waiting...

While you're waiting for me to come up with some new material (I'm working on it--honest!), here's a few older things I didn't even consider for dA.

Promises, Promises

I took things off of my dA page--pics that I figured would be banned--and promised to post them here. As a slacker, there's no point in trying to explain the delays, so let me get to posting...

...dang, now I have to remember what I took down...oh, yeah...

Had to comb through the thread I post my stuff at www.thedarkspot.com to find the text, so...

Being employed only part-time at the Cracker County Library, Patty Van Dyke's story is one of many temporary jobs, including when she took a short-term teaching position at the Junior College. When her contract was up, her students loved her so much that at her farewell, they asked her to be a special judge for the science project grand prize, awarded to the best of the best of each category.

Here, the winner in the robotics category was being displayed to her as the winners in the medical and physics categories waited their turn.

Ceremonial Dress

At Deviant Art, I had to post this image this way




However, again, if we pull back the curtain, we see the reason for the anxiousness on Patty Van Dyke's face. "You want me to put my feet where??" she asks.

Self-Deletion 2 (Felt-Up)

Another deviation that I removed from dA was this one, called "Felt Up". Patty Van Dyke is bound and being molested by another woman in a way that she usually enjoys, but there seems to be some anxiety in her face.



Well, since that dominant woman's hand in Patty's panties may be causing Patty pleasure, I preemptively removed this pic. However, I had already subjected this image to some censorship, and I'll pull the curtain back a little for you, but not all the way. You see, this scene takes place on a Cracker County ranch, and Patty is being introduced to one of the residents with whom she is expected to begin a relationship.



While Patty does seem to be worried about the nature of this relationship, it's harmless, I assure you. More of these ranch goings-on can be found here.