Another Secret

There's not much "Vegas-style" entertainment in Cracker County, so when an attempt to alleviate that deficiency was made at one of the local clubs, Patty Van Dyke was forced to accept an invitation to participate. The showgirl costume she was given didn't cover much, and with her elbows bound tightly behind her, her prominent assets were proudly on display.

Given Patty's history with horses, it was only natural that she would perform with a pony. She stood on a pedestal in front of the crowd to await her partner. However, the greeting the frisky equine gave Patty gave her a rather pleasant surprise that made her forget the leering crowd as it made her aware of another of the secrets of Cracker County:

"I didn't know a horse could be trained to do *THAT*!!!" Patty thought as she learned the secret...